Hash #1187 -- May 11, 2008 -- The "Your Momma" Hash
*sorry this is late, you still have plenty of time to start walking to the start from the Metro if you leave now*
In On-Her of mother's day,
I am devoting this post to the mothers we all know and love
(all links SFW)
Mom's cum in all shapes in sizes ...
Big Ones
Funny Ones
Some, we wish we visited more
Some that you wish you were our own mother's
Some we wish were the mother of our children
Each has "touched" the hash in a special way.
(some more so then others)
We want to thank all of them,
so I will personally "violate" anyone who had birthed a child at this week's circle
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We hash RAIN OR SHINE
Don't let a little weather deter you from drinking down downs.
(IPA tastes more like Miller Lite when it gets rain water in it)
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Due to POPULAR DEMAND, I will be taking GUEST/MYSTERY rants from the pack
If you think you are funny, or just have something (or someone) that you want to get off your chest,
email me and I'll try to post it in a future trail announcement
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WHITE HOUSE CAMPING TRIP Rego's coming SOON
Save the Date: July 25-27, 2008
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Hash #1187 May 11, 2008 at 3pm. The Mothers Day Hash Hares: Obeastiologist and Titly Winks, maybe a Mystery Hare or two ...
Brew Crew: And Hows Her Bush/Haystack
Start: WETA parking garage at
2775 S Quincy St, Arlington, VA.
d-erections:
from points north
take 395 south to exit 7, shirlington rd.
merge into s. Arlington Mill Rd.
make an immediate left onto s. quincy street. parking garage will be on your left.
from points south:
take 395 to exit 6 towards shirlington. follow signs for richmond I395S
keep right at the fork, follow signs for s. quincy st.
turn right on quincy st.
garage is on your right
Note well regarding parking.
Only the bottom 2 floors of the garage are available for public parking. so please use them only. There is also another parking garage across the street and plenty of street parking. The hash is not easily metro accessible, but if you have no ride use the trip planner at www.wmata.com The nearest metro is probably cyrstal city.
Misc: walkers trail is friendly to dogs, people, strollers, and aliens.
runners trail is not stroller friendly but is dog friendly.
If you have a stroller then please contact either obeastiologist or titly winks for some shortcuts.
OnOnOn: Bungalow Billiards 2766 S Arlington Mill Dr
Arlington, VA 22206
(703) 578-0020
Specials: TBA
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MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND ...
White House Hash returns to Monday Night Hashing!
In On-Her of this sacred event,
We will have a Sunday Picnic at 3pm on May 25th
and another trail Monday at 3pm on May 26th.
Watch the Hareline for details.
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"Did you ever wonder if your MOM gave a blowjob, just before she kissed you Good Night"
OnOn
MotorMouth
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