Hash #1186 -- May 4, 2008 -- The Cuatro de Mayo Hash
THE RETURN OF THE RANT
You all have had it easy lately.
Last week I introduced MisManagement, and the week before you got a joke.
You've gotten SOFT
(don't blame me, blame Tila Teqilia)
We now return to our ranting, already in progress ...
A hares job is to lay a trail,
and to sweep it to make sure no one DIES.
It is NOT the hares job to stand on every check and tell the pack which way to go because no one wants to spread out.
I do NOT want White House to turn out like EWH3.
If you are running, and you aren't on flour don't yell
"what a shitty trail the hares laid"
I can't be the only person on trail that yells "OnOn" or "Checking" or "I'm Freakin Zenning, follow me at your own risk"
if you are on trail, YELL
if you aren't on trail, don't keep following the person in front of you and hoping they know what they are doing.
If you are new to the hash and don't know how to read trail marks, just ASK.
This is not a running club
if you just want to follow the person in front of you, join Potomac Runners.
If you want to find trail,
then get to a check and explore your inner hasher
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WHITE HOUSE CAMPING TRIP
Rego's coming SOON
Save the Date: July 25-27, 2008
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Hash #1186 May 4, 2008 at 3pm. The Cuatro de Mayo Hash
Hares: Cock A Doodle Do Me, RU469, A Salt My Ass and his date
Brew Crew: Turbo Twat and Stop The Erection
Cost: $5
Start: Near the 7-Eleven
824 Baltimore Rd, Rockville, MD 20851
Driving:
From VA:
495N to I-270N
Take exit 4A for Montrose Rd E. Keep left at the fork, follow signs
for Tower Oaks Blvd. Turn left at Tower Oaks Blvd. Turn right at
Wootton Pkwy. Continue on 1st St. Turn right at Baltimore Rd. Turn
Left into the first shopping center.
From MD:
Follow the above directions start from 270.
Misc:
BRING A DRY BAG!!!!!!!!! BRING A DRY BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING A DRY
BAG!!!!!!!!!!! AND PI BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PI BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!! Not stroller friendly.
OnOnOn:
Jonathan's sports pub
820 Baltimore Rd
Rockville, MD 20851
(301) 294-8010
Specials:
TBA
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Upcoming Trails:
O.B. & Titly Shirlington
Semen on the Pew Manor Park
Knee Dep & Blah Blah Blah Alexandria
The DC RoadWhores will be representing White House and the other DC Area Hashes @ Stinko de Mayo this weekend at Harrisburg,
Hersey. Hope that we all make it back with out dignity intact - WHO AM I KIDDING?
OnOn
MotorMouth
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