JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON!

 

this week's rant is complements of "Just Kim's" hashing uncle from Tuscan

 

 

*yeah you need hashspace to read his rant, but you'll get the GIST of it here if you don't*

 

Hi,

I'm MotorMouth,

I'm your Hareraisor.

 

Every week I get to write you my random thoughts in an attempt to get a chuckle out of you and get you to come out to our hash.

 

But I can't do this alone.

 

I want to Personally Recognize all the people that make your hash WORK every week.

 

White house should be proud of itself,

its the BIGGEST hash group on hash space (Single and Horny is NOT a real hash)

 

why is it so big???

 

Because of our GFM's (Grand Feminine Masters) Dildo Shaggins and Knee Deep

 

Because of our RAA's (Religious Advisors of Attentiveness) Dairy Queen and Cocky

 

Because of the Gospel according to Gay Guy Counter

 

Because of our own Ansel Adams' Mount My Rear and Peace of Chum

 

Because of our own Bono's Blah Blah Blah and Private Snowball

 

Because of our own Alan Greenspan Thong Butt Not Forgotten

 

Because of our own Al Gore (creator of the Internet) Gay Rod

 

Because of our own IRS (Internal Recrimination Service) Wolly & Tooth Ache

 

Because of our own Bob Barkers Shamrock & Underground Railroad

 

Because of our own Mrs. Butterworth (that could be a good hash name "butt her worth")  One Time At Hand Camp

 

Because of our own Jenna Jamisons (fluffers) Tooth Fairy, and Jack Off Lantern

 

and thank you to Mr. Milwaukee, Snap Crackle Poop

 

and all his minions

   Wookin pa nub - Thank you

   Blows a Tranny - Thank you

   Runs with Bulls - Thank you

   Dyke Tyson - Thank you

   A Salt My Ass - Thank you

   Hungry Hungry Homo - Thank you

   Louisville Sucker - Thank you

   Mellow Foreskin Cheese - Thank you

   Easy Like Sunday Morning - Thank you

   Purple Peter Eater - Thank you

   Stop the Erection - Thank you

   Turbo Twat - Thank you

   Takes it up the Eh - May he rest in Canada, EH

   Hot Lunch - Thank you

   Ru-469 - Thank you

   Shamrock - Thank you

   Small Wonder - Thank you

   Marco Homo - Thank you

   Beer Fairy - Thank you

   Haystack - Thank you

   Coin Operated - Thank you

   Gimme an OOhh - Thank you

   One Time at Hand Camp - Thank you

   PSA - Thank you

   And How's her Bush - Thank you

 

 

 "The list is long and distinguished"

 "Just like my JOHNSON"

 

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White House Hasher July 3, 2000 - April  17th, 2008

 

We are preparing to celebrate Marshall's life on Saturday, April 26,at our church, St. Paul's Episcopal, in Alexandria, Virginia. located on 228 South Pitt Street.  A Memorial Visitation will begin at 10:00 a.m., in the Johnston Room,which can be accessed on Duke Street, or through the main church. The Funeral Service is at 11:00 a.m. in the church. Main doors for the church are on South Pitt Street. A luncheon reception will follow immediately in an area called Norton Hall (directly accessible from the church).

 

Marshall graduated from Wittenberg in 1994, and has many fond memories of his years there. Rick, Ginger, and I believe this fund will be a valuable way to keep Marshall's memory alive, while benefiting students who desire a Wittenberg education. Please direct your contributions to the R. Marshall Brown Fund at the Toledo Community Foundation, 608 Madison Avenue, Suite 1540, Toledo,OH 43604.

 

 

Hash #1185 -- Apr 27, 2008, 3pm – Del Ray (Braddock Rd. Metro)

 

Hares:  Cleopapsmear, A Salt My Ass, Turbo Twat, Can't Find P*ssy in a Haystack

 

Brew Crew:  Dyke Tyson & Purple Peter Eater
 
Cost: $5
 
Start:  1320 Braddock Place, Alexandria, VA 22314
 
D-erections:
 
   Metro: Yellow/Blue Line to Braddock Road… walk diagonally out to your left, walk underneath the archway that says Braddock Place between the brick buildings… Look for the wankers in the grass.
 
   Driving:  From points north – Jeff Davis/US1 South, cross over the new bridge construction by Slaters Lane, turn Right on First St. by the McDonalds, up one block and Left on Fayette.  Braddock Place is about 150 meters up on the right.

 

                  From points south – US1 North, Left on Madison, Right on Fayette.  Braddock Place is 200 meters up on your left.

 

*Best to find parking on Fayette, or anywhere between there and the on on on location (827 Slaters Lane).  Ending circle location is less than a 1/2 mile from the start, between there and the on on on.
 
Misc:  A to A'.  Bring dry shoes.  Tough dog friendly.  Probably no P.I… maybe a few prickers.  One Beaver Check.

 
OnOnOn: Rustico

                 827 Slaters Lane, Alexandria

                 703-224-5051

Specials: Specials on draft beers, and a cocktail waitress for our very own.  HareRaisor's Note:  Ask Tranny what happened last summer at the OnOnOn at Rustico, if he even remembers ...

 

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Upcoming Trails:

 

     Cocky & Topher                   Rockville

     O.B. & Titly                           Shirlington

     Semen on the Pew               Manor Park

     Knee Dep & Blah Blah Blah  Alexandria

 

 

 

"April Showers bring May Pink Eye"

 

OnOn

 

MotorMouth