Hash #1182 -- April 6, 2008 -- The Brett Michael Hash
Bring on the Virgins!
This week at White House our lot is overflowing with models.
We've got trade-ins from EWH3 that most GO!
Including this one:
a 1984 Et tu Bootay, 0 Haring Miles. White with Pink interior. Body is in great condition. Previous owner only used it on the weekends.
Bring her your best deal
No reasonable offers refused.
Trade-ins accepted!
Or is it time to upgrade to the new 1980 Underground Railroad, HasherTrends's Model of the year?
If you are in the market for a new model or an OLDER model,
or are just "browsing" come down to White House this weekend and check out our fabulous selection.
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Beltway Bob's Guest Bartending and Karaoke Evite
Guest Bartenders:
Dildo Shaggins, Mount My Rear, Underground Railroad, Cock A Doodle Do Me, Dyke Tyson
Mastermind:
Thong Butt Not Forgotten and GayRod
This Friday, April 4
Tortoise and Hare Bar in Crystal City
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Hash #1182 -- April 6, 2008, 3pm --
the Ode to Rock of Love II Hash. Bring an open heart and an air guitar.
Hares: Underground RailRoad,Cocky,Et tu Bootay, Wooly
Brew Crew: Wookin Pa Nub, Hot Lunch
Cost: $5
Start: Scott Run Park, Great Falls.
D-erections:
From the Metro: Metro to Dunn Loring and ask a fellow hasher for a ride.
Driving: Park in the second parking lot on your Right after you exit Georgetown Pike heading West from 495.
Map: http://tinyurl.com/2qavqw Misc: A-A Trail ...BRING A DRY BAG......This trail, like Bret Michaels, will ride you hard and hang you up wet.
Runners Trail: Tough Dog Friendly, NOT Stroller Friendly
Walkers Trail: Somewhat Stroller and Dog Friendly
On-On-On: Wok and Roll
1371 Beverly Rd
McLean, VA 22101
(703) 556-8811
Specials: $2.50 but and budlite.
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What's coming up???
Stay home Next week or risk "The HareRaisor's Revenge Trail" & the return of MotorMouth to WH4!
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