Everyone asks me

     Whats with your Format?
     Why is it spaced out so much
     Dude, its a Haiku

 

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables

 

O.k.

Normally, I don't write in haiku

but I do use a lot of line breaks

Just to break up the flow of what I'm preachin'

 

(Just wait until you try to figure out what it means when I write in parenthesis and "quotes" and ...)

 

Enough of that,

On to  ... Today's Rant ...

 

As they say

   "A word to the wise is sufficient"

 

Young hashers, learn from your "elders"

 

 

A terrible thing happened on the way to the hash last week

My phone suffered from "Moisture Damage"

which would be really cool if it happened in the midst of a sexual tryst

(haha, that almost rhymes)

 

Moisture damage is I think what the people at SPRINT say when they have no idea why your phone won't turn on.

 

Ofcourse, I DO have the insurance on the phone,

which means I get to pay $50 for a replacement (in addition to the $3 a month for the last 12 months)

just to end up with a brand new, year old model!

 

but money aside,

I LOST ALL MY NUMBERS.

 

Now,

I consider myself pretty organized about numbers in my phone

(some would say "Biter")

I back up numbers all the time

but only the people I delete - Ex's, dead beat friends, random chicks from the bar that I never called.

This also helps prevent "drunk dialing"

 

So all my numbers,

GONE

Most of the people in there, I have email addresses for.

Many of them will randomly call me in the next few months and I will get their numbers back.

 

All the other numbers ...  *poof*

 

I consider this a "cleansing"

 

kinda like getting thrown in the Potomac after a long run

You don't appreciate it at first

but then you realize ... it was probably for the best.

 

A word to the wise is sufficient ... BACK UP YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE

 

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What's coming up ...

 

 

EWH3's 469th Run

(so young, so tender)

$15, prom themed

 
http://www.ewh3.com/469EWH3PromRego.pdf
 

 

OTH Hash-a-thon

April 5th

 

 

What's coming up at the White House Hash ...

 

     3/16 - JackOff Lantern at Bailey's Crossroads

     3/23 - Trojan and Taste's Great, Always Willing in Bethesda

 

 

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Hares: Tit-ly Winks, Obeastiologiest, Dairy Queen, Mount My Rear
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Parking lot behind Enterprise Car Rental, 4213 Duke St Alexandria VA
 
D-erections:
 
Metro:  Not super easy via metro.  The two closest metro stops are King Street (Yellow Line) or Van Dorn Metro (Blue Line).  A bus does run from each of those metro stops to Duke St and Gordon St where the start is.  Also, the start is about 2.5 miles on Duke St from the King Street metro.  That should be more than enough information for you to be able to figure out how to metro to the start.
 
Driving:  Take 395 to Exit 3A.  Merge onto VA-236 E (Duke St) via EXIT 3A toward LANDMARK.  Follow Duke St about 2 miles to Duke St and Gordon St.  Turn left onto Gordon St at the Enterprise Car Rental.  Proceed to the parking lot behind the Enterprise Car Rental, park and look for wankers.  OR  Use any mapping software to get yourself to 4213 Duke St, Alexandria VA
 
Misc: A to A'.  Dog friendly. Bring dry bag and shoes.  Not stroller friendly.
 
OnOnOn:  Los Toltecas (formerly Dancing Peppers Cantina) 4111 Duke Street Alexandria VA
 
Specials:  Lots of beer and margarita specials.  They are excited to have us there.