Hash #1181 -- Mar 30, 2008-- EWH3 Attempts to Invade White House
We have a solemn occasion ...
No, Not a Naming,
No, Not Hermes and T.O.M.'s Elvis Wedding in Las Vegas,
We have the Birthday of our bastard step-child hash,
EWH3.
We are over 20 years old (as a hash),
and EWh3 is coming up on 9
(no wonder they act like spoiled little kids)
If you are reading this AFTER I wrote it,
then you may have already missed the SH*T 300 "Everyone gets Arrested" Trail yesterday
Which will be followed by the EWh3 "Everyone gets Lost" trail on Thursday
Friday will be the Beltway Bob "Everyone gets Drunk" pub crawl
Saturday is the "Everybody get Groped" Prom
and Sunday is "Everyone learns what a real hash is like" Run.
White House Veterans,
show some love to your mother hash
wear your WH swag.
While you are at it ...
Try to explain to the "Young Whipper-snappers" what a hash sh*t is,
and how to name someone without using profanity.
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Upcoming Events ...
Clash of the Kennels Birthday Hash
April 19th
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Hash #1181 -- March 30, 2008, 3pm -- EWH3 "Secret" Invasion
Hares: Shamrock Your Cock, Obeastiologist, Cum Dumpling, Blows a Tranny and a Mystery Hare
Brew Crew: Can't Find P*ssy in a Haystack, Small Wonder
Cost: $5
Start: East Falls Church Metro Station.
D-erections: Follow chalk, look for wankers.
Misc: Bring dry clothes and flashlights. Tough dog friendly. Not stroller friendly- contact the hares for a more stroller friendly work around.
On-On-On:
Clare and Don's Beach Shack (Dog Friendly on heated patio)
130 N. Washington St.
Falls Church, VA 22046
(Right next to State Theater)
Specials:
$10 for chicken/fish platter and a beer
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