The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
Hash #1180 -- Mar 23, 2008-- the WH4 Easter Egg Hunt Hash
3200 members as of this distribution
White House Group is ONE PERSON SHY of EWH3
(somebody put us over the TOP!)
An INTREPID group of hashers is heading to Las Vegas this weekend for the "Elvis" wedding of Hermaphrodites On Unicycles and All I want for Christmas is a Tube of Meat.
SH*T might not have any hashers left in town this weekend, but even our beloved WH4 will be missing a few of our staple participants at the hash.
Texas Interhash is two weeks away and I promise to bring SHAME to my home hash on their ball buster trail
(this year, WITHOUT the WH4 hash sh*T)
This week's Rant, narrated by Missionary Impossible:
TRAVEL HASHING.
I've been considering this rant for a while,
and maybe I'm just LAZY today and decided to finally use it.
Its too late for Stinko de Mayo, but maybe some of the other upcoming events will benefit from it.
my message to all of you is ...
GET OUT OF DC AND HASH!
We have a unique situation in DC where we can hash every day of the week,
with different groups of people.
But how many of you take advantage of that?
Other then Tour duh Hash, how often do you run with BAH or OTH?
Most hashes around the world are very DIFFERENT then DC,
they have FEWER PEOPLE, they have very DIFFERENT TERRAIN and they are all OLDER than DC.
*not that there is anything WRONG with being old*
Find a local hash camping trip ... Rumson, NC/SC Interhash, Nittany Valley,
they are CHEAP, and are fun place to meet new people!
You don't have to spend your entire life hashing to take a few weekends a year to finally leave Adams Morgan and see that the rest of the hashes have good beer too.
Good Luck,
and We'll see you on the ROAD!
Over the Hump Hash House Harriers
17th Annual Hash-A- Thon
April 5th, 2008
EVENT INFORMATION:
WHERE: GUNSTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL (10100 Gunston Road, Lorton, VA 22079)
WHEN: SATURDAY APRIL 5TH, 2008. SIGN IN STARTS AT 11:00 AM SHARP!
1ST TRAIL STARTS AT NOON (Hares Away!)
2nd TRAIL 2PM (Lunch is after this trail)
3rd TRAIL 4PM
4TH TRAIL 6PM (Dinner is at Finish)
*Partial Fees are available for runners who don't run all trails, if you choose to run portions show up at the original start (Gunston Elementary) 15 minutes before the listed times for the trails. A shuttle will tote your lazy ass to the next start.
Email me, Air Spanker One @ maillard8693@...
or She Fingered Me @ shefingeredme@...
This week's trail presented by Nipplepotamus
Hash #1180 -- Mar 23, 2008, 3pm -- the WH4 Easter Egg Hunt Hash
Hares: Trojan, Tastes Great – Always Willing, Private Snowball
Cost: $5
Start: Top Floor of Elm St. Parking Garage just behind Austin Grill, on the corner of Woodmont and Elm in Bethesda MD.
D-erections:
From the Metro: Take Red Line to Bethesda Metro Station, proceed SOUTH on Wisconsin Ave 2 Blocks, then go WEST on Elm St one Block to just past Woodmont. Parking Garage will be on your left. Go to the TOP Floor.
Driving:
From The North: Take Beltway to Wisconsin Ave/355/Rockville Pike South. Proceed south on Wisconsin Ave ~2.2 Miles and turn Right on Elm St. Go one block, Cross Woodmont Ave, and turn left into Elm St Parking Garage.
From the South: Drive around the Beltway til you are North of Bethesda, and follow directions above, OR, work your way through the city on Wisconsin, heading north to Bethesda, and then turn left on Elm.
Map:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Woodmont+and+Elm+St,+Bethesda+MD&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=50.02446,60.732422&ie=UTF8&z=16
Misc: A-A Trail
Runners Trail: Dog Friendly, NOT Stroller Friendly
Walkers Trail: Stroller and Dog Friendly
On-On-On: Austin Grill, Corner of Elm and Woodmont, 7278 Woodmont Avenue
Bethesda, MD 20814 301.656.1366
http://www.austingrill.com/austingrillee/index.php?/austin_grill_location/location/bethesda
Specials: The happy hour drinks are $2 draft Miller Lites and Shiner Bock, $2.50 draft Yuengling, and $3 draft Dos Equis, $4 frozen margaritas, and $5.50 margaritas on the rocks. For the food specials, there are: $3 wings, sliders, hard shell beef tacos, quesadillas, and queso. (This is the 'Bar Menu' - They are all smaller portions than the normal ones.)
If you noticed there was not trail 1179,
just DEAL WITH IT,
we had to fix the hash numbers to match up!
send complaints to Whora the Explora
If you all can't come up with some GOOD HASH NAMES based on these examples,
DON'T BLAME ME!
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