WH4 Hash 1175 -- Feb 24, 2008 -- The "Are we Gonna name Just Breech" trail
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
Please direct all questions about any alleged misconduct to my Public Hash Defender's office
This weeks message is for the hares,
and,
indirectly for the pack to know what to expect from the hares.
First of all,
Have you looked at the hareline lately?
ofcourse not!
but you should
because I'm only publishing a few weeks out,
(Do people really plan vacations around WHO is haring a WH4 trail?)
New policy of this hareraisor is to NOT give out out future trails until all the trails leading up to it are full.
And the hares that step up in the "lean times" will be rewarded with those juicy, desirable summer dates.
Secondly,
Haring a trail.
Not sure if you are a good hare?
well, look what I found, a guide telling you exactly how to do a good job ....
(note that this link is different from the webpage, use THIS ONE)
Read it,
Know it,
LOVE IT!
Pack,
If you don't like a trail,
step up and show us how to do one better.
The standard rule of thumb is r*nning 10 trails for every 1 hare.
You don't want us to turn out like the SH*T hash, do you?
Where 5 alpha hares basically rotate every few weeks
Pack,
if you short cut and miss a shot, or the beer check
its your own damn fault!
Pack,
if you want to avoid the water and follow "Follow the Bleeder",
do so at your own risk. If the bar is closed by the time you get there, its your own damn fault!
<-- end of rant -->
Anyone who knows Just Breech
(and I mean that in the BIBLICAL SENSE)
will want to be out this weekend for her first haring,
and MAYBE her naming.
I know that she used to work in Pharmaceutical Law and that she likes to flash guys at The Crab Shack, everything else is up to you to ask.
Good Luck,
And May The Hash Be With You
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Hash #1175 -- Feb 24, 2008, 3pm
Hares: Jefe Lingua, Squeaky, Catch Her In The Thighs, Just Breech
Cost: $5
Start: West Hyattsville Metro
2700 Hamilton St.
Hyattsville, MD 20782
D-erections:
Green Line to West Hyattsville Metro. Follow marks to Start.
or use a map if you are driving
Misc: A-A. Walkers' trail is dog- and stroller-friendly. Runners' trail is dog-friendly. Trail is short-ish and flat-ish. Trail will be wet if it has just rained, is raining, or if you are especially clumsy.
OnOnOn:
Acapulco Spirit Restaurant
3100 Hamilton St
Hyattsville, MD 20782
Specials:
$3 domestics
$3.50 imports
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