WH4 Hash 1174 -- Feb 17, 2008 -- Ex's are False Trails

I'll wait till my Rant before I get into the topic of VD ...
(Wait for it, WAIT FOR IT)
 
Some images below may be disturbing to some viewers
(slightly NSFW)
 








Here is what has been going on in the world of hashing locally.
 
    Rule 1) Don't be like Poop Weiner at last Thursday's EWH3 Trail
 
    Rule 2) Don't be like Haystack at last weekend's EWH3 Ski Trip
 
 
 
Why you ask?
 
Here are the reasons ...
   
        
                            
                                                                   Exhibit A




If you are not on MisManagement PLEASE don't "help" with talking to the cops.
(caveat - if you ARE on mismanagement and are drunk and holding a beer,  PLEASE don't "help" with talking to the cops either)
Enough said!


 
 
                             *censored*
 
                                                           Exhibit A & B
                                       (where is she, I haven't seen her lately)
 
 
This picture should need no explanation.
Actually it probably DOES need an explanation and I just don't want to go down that road
(which is more then I can say for Haystack and Cum Dumpling)
 
 
Enough about our weekend debauchery,
on to the real subject at hand ...
 
 
BLACK THURSDAY
 

(this is actually the second draft of this rant, the first one was a little ... BITTER)


I F*CKING HATE VALENTINE'S DAY!
AND NOT JUST CAUSING I'M SINGLE!

wait
wait
wait

this is supposed to be the gentler rant.


Its not that I mind romance
its just that I prefer to spread it out over multiple dates
instead of one night of flowers, chocolates, dinner, a limo and an engagement ring!

And don't get me started on the FEMINIST angle to this whole thing.

I'm ALL ABOUT equal pay for woman

SO explain to me how Valentine's day fits in?

Men might as well be paying dowries!


I'm starting a movement to have National Blowjob day moved from March 14th to February 15th
that way the guys have more INCENTIVE


So this Valentine's day,
I want to send this message to all my fellow hashers for Valentine's day.
(thanks to BBO)



                                            
 
                               
 
 
Gay Guy Counter has this WONDERFUL IDEA that we should celebrate the best part of a relationship on trail this weekend.
 
THE END!
 
So join all the wounded souls this Sunday and hopefully we will have better weather then the SH*T hash had last night.
 
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We all have exes, don't we?  Well, your V-Day advice is a day late and a
dollar short, but here you go.  Exes are false trails!  If you divorced
or dumped him or her, it's just bad form to go back for seconds.  So
this week, we're celebrating the 2007 emancipation of a few hares with
the "Exes Are False Trails" hash. Here's to hooking up with someone
OTHER than your ex.  True Trail!
 
Hares: Gay Guy Counter, Rambutt, The Cock Strikes Twelve, Planes Trains
& Automobiles
 
Cost: $5
 
Start: Rosslyn - Iwo Jima Memorial
 
Directions: Rosslyn Metro (Orange or Blue lines) - exit to North Fort
Meyer Drive - turn left and keep on going up and over Route 50.  Follow
chalk to start.
 
Misc: A-A'. Bag vehicle provided. Trail will be short, dry, flat.  Bring
dry shoes anyway.  You'll be glad you did.
 
OnOnOn: Rhodeside Grill (Downstairs, that is)
 
Specials: You are all very special to us. Regardless, Rhodeside offers
35 cent wings!  $2.50 Miller Lite Drafts from 5-9PM.
 


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