WH4 Hash 1173 -- February 10, 2008 -- Get your ass back from Skiing!
Dear Diary,
(that's what you young people refer to as a "blog")
Sorry I haven't written sooner, I was waiting on the damn hare to give me his trail announcement.
I think we should make him do an extra down down at Circle.
On second thought,
he is haring a trail when many of my faithful hares will be at the EWH3 Ski trip
But then again,
he is late because he was in Durango
NO SYMPATHY 4 U!
What are the chances that the WH hareraisor and the EWH3 hareraisor both have the same birthday?
(ofcourse, the older hash, has the older hareraisor)
and in true EWH3 fashion, Dial F is hungover this morning
(damn rookie, needs to learn when not to dance on the chairs at the Reef!)
In honor of our fateful day,
we will be rewarding the hash with a "HareRaisor's Revenge Trail" on April 13th
"The return of the Mouth"
you might want to play dead that week.
Gay Guy think's he's funny by hosting a post-valentine's day (or as I call it "Black Thursday") trail named
"Ex's are False Trails"
Apparently he, and all the other bitter divorcees are getting together and making us chase our own trails.
(kinda like they all did when they were married)
I've read his hash trashes
they aren't THAT FUNNY.
I do want to thank Cocka-doodle-do-me for the material for this week's rant.
I know SOME of you don't actually read digby's
so you may not be aware of the newest viral hash buzz
You take a quiz
(one that obviously was made by hashers that have never seen the SIZE of DC hashes-since you can only enter 99 people as the maximum number of hash-mates)
and they tell you what "personality" you make up in the hash.
Obviously there is Hash Flirt (read SLUT)
Hash Monkey - (think Blah Blah Blah)
Hash Butterfly - (sounds like a kinky s3xual position)
pobably a few more ...
and the one I got
(and I didn't lie during the questionaire)
The Hash Lion Proud, determined and outspoken, you like to take a lead in the Hash - and not just on Hashing stuff. Though you are not necessarily sober, you find doing so easy and people respond to your flirting abilities. This, sometimes latent, power is very attractive to other people in your hash environment and though you are not an overtly sexual person you do use this to your advantage. And sometimes you do actually take advantage, diving dramatically into a dangerous liaison without really thinking about whether it's the wisest course of action. This is the lion in you, but thankfully you don't often act so wildly, preferring to let your presence alone dominate the Hash while continuing to stalk possible prey. The problem can be finding hashers who can cope with your virile nature and strength of will - combined these could scare off some very suitable sexual victims. If you want to add some subtlety to your usual hunting technique try ... [drinking less Captain Morgan]
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WH4 Hash 1173 – the intersection from hell trail
Sunday, February 10th, 2007 3:00 PM – Vienna Metro Station South Parking Garage
Hares: Bitch, Where My Money?!, Fire in the Cornhole, Budhi Jumper
(Driving from Maryland and Virginia)
Get yourself to Rt 66 headed west.
Take the Nutley St (rt 243) exit south
Make a right on Saintsbury Drive
Follow past the metro station
Parking Garage will be on the right.
Miscellaneous:
Live A-A' trail with all the trappings of a B$/Fire trail, hills, water, mud, barking spiders, rabid midgets, and AHHB*. Bring a flashlight and a change of cloths as usual and remember, a warm beer is better than no beer. (hareraisor's note - WE BETTER HAVE COLD BEER!)
*The hares can not guarantee that AHHB will be on trail
On-On-On:
Glory Days
3059 Nutley Street
Fairfax, VA 22031
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"May the Hash be with you"
MotorMouth
wh4 HareRaisor
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