WH4 Hash 1172 -- February 3, 2008 -- Superbowl Sunday Hash

 
What the hell did I miss last weekend?
 
I've seen more pictures of the AGM then of Vanessa Hudgens.
I can't even tell who half the people in the pictures are.
I recognized Chlorine, but it certainly wasn't because of her smile.
 
I hope everyone had a great time.
And I hope that the drunkenness of MisManagement
and the drinking prowess, that is the White House Hash,
is an indicator of how this year is going to go!
(I pity the hash that tries to go back to Finn MacCools and get open bar)
 
 
Quick poll:
"How much debauchery should be required to actually get someone kicked out of a hash party?"
 
I think we need to set that bar a little HIGHER.
(Think JOHN TAYLOR)
 
Anyway ...
I have put much thought into this week's rant.
 
I considered the State of the Onion.
But the kids told me "We had politics for dinner last week - we want Pizza"
and I didn't watch the damn thing anyway.
 
Then I considered ranting about the fact that during Half time of the Superbowl,
there will be an EATING COMPETITION
(No wonder the rest of the world thinks we are a bunch of Fat, Lazy American)
Give me the Bud Bowl and Janet Jackson anytime!
  
My Monday morning will be full of ...
Registering my new domain at GoDaddy.com,
Going to see Will Farrell's new movie with some Frito Lays, and Gatorade
and buying one of a half a dozen cars that are getting advertised during superbowl, all with new Bridgestone tires.
I'm gonna have to check my E-Trade account balance!
 
 
Semen on the Pew has asked for the HONOR of leading the Superbowl Hash to one of the more Hash Friendly bars of NE, DC
The Argonaut.
 
TV's and specials have been promised.
Locals have been bribed.
Giants paraphernalia have been hung.
(Fuck the Patriots!)
 
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And now, a special announcement from your lovely new WH4 co-haberdashers.
Email them for more information or to order by Monday FEBRUARY 4th!   
 
***** Personalized Foot Stickers *****
 
WH4 will be ordering personalized foot stickers, Monday, Feb 4th
They are $5 ea. AND, You can order more than one!
 

If you have a special affinity for a given hue, let that be known.
It helps if your name screams a color like Red Eye Vagina
or Big Blue Balls.
If we like you, we will consider it. Otherwise you will get black on white. Everybody likes black on white, right?
 
On-On,
Underground Railroad and Shamrock Your Cock
 
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EWH3 ski trip is SOLD OUT
beg on Digby's for a Rego,
or wait for the filtered pictures the week after
 
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WH4 Hash 1172 – the Superbowl Hash!
 
Sunday, February 3rd, 2007 3:00 PM - 14th St and Maryland Ave, NE, DC
 
Hares: Semen on the Pew, Tapped Three Times, the Pimp of Sarajevo,
and a special guest appearance by Handy Randy of the Bahrain BlacK Hash!
 
Cost:  $5
 
Start: Empty lot at the north east corner of 14th St and Maryland Ave, NE
(across from Checkers)
 
D-erections:
 
(Metro)
Not really Metro accessible, although if you are feeling adventurous, you
can take the Orange or Blue lines to Stadium Armory, get off at the north
(East Capitol St) exit, take a left and walk west down East Capitol St
(toward the Capitol) to 14th St, turn right and head (who said head?) north
to the intersection of 14th and Maryland Ave, NE (a grand total of about 11
blocks, or just over a mile).
 
(Bus)
The X2 bus runs on Sunday from Gallery Pl at 7th and H NW at 2:37 and gets to 14th & H NE at 2:52. 
There is another at 2:50 arrives at 3:05.
 
(Driving from Maryland)
Get on the beltway or BW Parkway and head (who said head?) to Route 50 (New
York Ave); take it into the city.  Shortly after entering the city from
Maryland, take a left onto Bladensburg Rd.  At intersection of Bladensburg,
H St, Florida Ave, and Benning Rd, go straight onto Maryland Ave.  Look for
wankers on your right at the intersection with 14th St, NE.
 
(Driving from Virginia)
Take 395 North into the city and go under the Mall.  Exit at Massachusetts
Ave.  Stay to the right, cross Mass Ave, and take a right onto H St, NW.
Follow H St approximately 1.5 miles over the train tracks and turn right
onto 14th St, NE.  Look for wankers on the left at the intersection of 14th
and Maryland Ave, NE.
 
Click this link for a map to the start. If that doesn't work, try copying and pasting it.
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=14th+St+and+Maryland+Ave,+NE,+washington,+dc&om=1
 
Miscellaneous:
A to A', bring a dry bag. Walkers' trail dog and stroller friendly.  Bag vehicle provided.
 
On-On-On:
The Argonaut
1433 H St, NE
Washington, DC  20002
(202) 397-1416
 
Specials:
$2 cans of PBR
1/2 price wings
 
 
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Upcoming Hashes
 
    2/10/08 - B*tch better have my money leads a SH*T invasion near Vienna
 
    2/17/08 - Gay Guy Counter leads the "Ex's are False Trails" Hash in Rosslyn
 
 
 
 
 


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