WH4 Hash 1168 -- Jan 20, 2008 -- 3:00pm -- Brookland/CUA Metro


As this is my penultimate trail announcement, I thought I'd recap my trail newses McNewspaper style: with a statSHOT:


number of words (so far): 8308
instances of the word "vagina" and "penis": 1 each
number of U.S. Senators we've mocked: 3
number of dead clergymen we've mocked: 1
instances of the word "fucker": 2
number of times Turbo Twat brewcrewed: 10 (yes, all in 2007!)
number of "funny" links to things that aren't hash-related: 16
number of pieces of federal legislation discussed: 1
number of lessons on alcohol: 3
number of sonnets: 1
number of limericks: 2
instances of the word "Nantucket": 0
uses of the term "ass fucking": 4  (Oops, make that 5)

Thanks for reading, everyone!  Type at you for the last time next week!

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17 Great Reasons to go to the WH4 Holiday Party:  (Hint, they'll all be available at the open bar.)
  1. Guinness Stout
  2. Smithwick's Irish Amber
  3. Harp
  4. Tetley's English Ale
  5. Stella Artois
  6. Magic Hat #9
  7. Magic Hat Circus Boy
  8. Dogfish Head 60min IPA
  9. Leinenkugel's Sunset Wheat
  10. Dogfish Head Chicory Stout
  11. Magic Hat Roxy Rolles
  12. Harpoon Winter
  13. Sierra Celebration
  14. Samuel Adams Winter Lager
  15. Wild Goose Snowgoose
  16. Yuengling Lager
  17. Coors Light

When we say open bar, we mean it!! Print a Rego and cum join the fun! Or register online...

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Upcumming Trails

1/25 -- Full Moon Trail feat. Outgoing Mismanagement -- Courthouse
1/27 -- Holiday Party recovery "trail" -- Alexandria
1/27 -- Incumming Mismanagement  (be gentle.  it's their first time.) --TBA


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Hash 1168 -- Jan 20, 2008 -- 3:00pm -- Brookland/CUA Metro

Hares: Haystack, Poop Weiner and Saskatchewsnatch

Cost: $5

Brew Crew: Shamrock Your Cock & Beer Fairy

Start: Brookland/CUA Metro
 
Directions: Click the link above and follow the directions Google gives you.  Or ride the Red Line so you can drink you face off at the bar.  NO SCHOOL ON MONDAY!

Misc: A-A.  Shiggy, cold.  Wet if it rains.  Bring dry clothing and your drinking shoes.


OnOnOn:
Cardinal's Nest
3748 10th St NE
Washington, DC
Specials: they will serve beer for us


OnOn,
Blows A Tranny



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