The week, the hares are doing something un-hash-like.  They're going to do something nice for others!  No, they're not going to pay your mom all that back child support.  But they will be collecting unopened, unwrapped toys to be donated to the Toys For Tots program.  In their gratitude, the hares guarantee $5 free beer, flour on the ground, and all the oxygen you can inhale!  Harriette extraordinaire Knee Deep will be collecting the toys.  Also, please remember that these toys will be going to ACTUAL children.  Knee Deep will probably accept that toy you bought from babeland.com (link not safe for work), but it won't do the tots much good.

 

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'Tis the season for boozing.  Here are the current upcumming events:

 

EWH3 Anal General Meeting -- Jan 12, 8pm -- Nolan's

Full Moon trail -- Jan 25, 7pm -- TBS

WH4 Holiday Party --  Jan 26, 8pm -- Finn MacCool's

EWH3 Ski Trip -- Feb 8-10 -- Seven Springs

 

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Upcumming Trails

 

12/16 -- Tooth Fairy, Slurpee, Dildo Shaggins -- Seven Corners
12/23 -- Test Tube Baby & Friends -- Shaw/Howard U Metro

12/30 -- Gay Rod & Friends -- Vienna

 

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Hares:  Chlorine Will Kill Everything, Knee Deep Pussy High, Bob Loblaw

 

Cost: $5

 

Start:  West Falls Church, top of parking garage

 

Miscellaneous:  A to A'.  Bring a dry bag, including shoes and socks.  It gets dark early so bring a flashlight if you like to use your eyes to avoid running into things.  Bring a unopened, unwrapped gift to donate to Toys For Tots if you wish .  Knee Deep will collect them at start.

 

 

OnOnOn:

Mark's Pub

Falls Church, VA 

Specials:  currency can be exchanged for beer

 

 

 

On On,

Blows A Tranny

nearly checked-out 2007 WH4 Hareraiser