WH4 Hash 1159 -- November 18, 2007 -- 3:00pm -- Annandale

I don't usually open up my computer while on an airplane.  (1) It's not really socially acceptable to watch porn when a sexagenarian (yes, it's a funny word) is reading over your shoulder and is probably aghast and confused at the offensive gibberish found merely on the weekly trail news.  (2) If I break my computer out, I might feel guilty enough to do something to prepare for the meetings I'm going to.  My ethic of laziness would be violated. 

But I was inspired by the possibility of having TWO trail news in a row sent out on Thursday, so I got myself in to a hashing spirit by eating orange food supplied by Delta Airlines and giggling over the fact that "roasted peanuts" sounds like "roasted penis" when uttered over the intercom in calm, self-assured pilotspeak.

My favorite way to kill time while flying is to read the SkyMall catalog.  Perhaps boredom combined with decreased air pressure makes otherwise sane people think, "Wow, that slanket is a great idea!  Why didn't I think of creating a blanket with sleeves!"  Or better yet, "If only there was a way to make sure my hot beverage would stay within spilling distance of my laptop.  Wow, how about this USB travel mug!"  Sadly, the mug with a clock glued to it costs more than the USB mug.  Of course, nothing can beat the inanity of the SnacDaddy  -- where the wings have no shame.

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Upcumming Trails

11/25 -- Peace O'Chum, Little Red Ride Me Good, Mount My Rear -- College Park
12/2 -- Semen On The Pew & Friends-- Brightwood NW
12/9 -- Chlorine Kills Everything, Gimme A Dick, Knee Deep Pussy High -- Falls Church

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Upcumming Events

This Friday, November 16, head on down to the end of the yellow line for this month's Full Moon trail.  7pm, Huntington Metro.  It would behoove you to remember that the hares are from OTH3, so 7pm is in real people time, not hasher time.  Plan ahead!  The end of the yellow line may be a long journey, but it's usually worth it when you get there.

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Trail 1159 -- November 18, 2007 @ 3:00 PM -- Annandale

Hares: Hokie No Pokie, Put It Out, Closet Slut & Mystery Hare

Brew Crew: Turbo Twat & Jerry Ass Tricks

Cost: $5

Start: Behind McDonalds, 7600 Little River Turnpike, Annandale, VA

Directions:

** Metro orange line to Dunn Loring and take Fairfax Connector Bus #401 "FRANCONIA-SPRINGFIELD" south at 2:23.  Get off at Little River & Heritage at 2:40. Look for the McDonalds, go in and get a Big Mac, then find the wankers massing in the parking lot behind it.  There are other bus options, but you're on your own for that: http://www.wmata.com

** Drive I-495 to Exit 52/Little River Turnpike.  Go east/inbound 0.5 miles to McDonalds on your left.  Look for half-branes gathering in the office building parking lot behind.

Miscellaneous:  A to A.  *everyone* wear wool socks.  It will be cold and your tootsies will get wet. 

Apres:
Annandale AMF Bowling Lanes
Little River Tnpk & Markham St.
Annandale, VA
Specials: $9 pitchers, great bowling alley food and 6 lanes reserved for us next to the bar.

OnOn,
Blows A Tranny