WH4 Hash 1155 -- Oct 21, 2007-- 3:00pm -- Shirlington
It seems that my threat of exposing you all to a little rectum wrecking did the trick. The hareline has filled out quite a bit. However, no one volunteered for this Sunday's trail and so it's fallen to me to throw together a shitty, half-assed trail. I will have a few accomplices, but I implore you not to blame them when this all goes horribly awry. At least it'll be 80 degrees out, so that ice won't be too bad on my ass.
On to a little general business. While you blue-collared runners were out on your trail last week drinking your "beer" we sophisticated elites (ie, walkers) had a wine tasting check. A few walkers asked about the wines, so here they are:
1 Redwood Creek Sauvignon Blanc - Frei Brothers Vineyards - 2005
2. Vie Firenze Pinot Grigio - 2006
3. Redwood Creek Chardonnay - Frei Brothers Vineyards - 2006
4. Lindemans Bin 50 Shiraz - 2006
5. Barefoot California Merlot - no vintage
6. Woodbridege Pinot Noir -2005
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Upcumming Trails
10/28 -- Titly Winks & OB -- Courthouse -- MCM recovery hash
11/4 -- Jack Off Lantern, Gay Guy Counter, Snatchatory Rape, and Rambutt -- Van Dorn
11/11 -- Dyke Tyson, BobLoblaw, Motormouth, and Assault My Ass -- Springfieldish
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Upcumming Events
White House H3 is hosting a Full Moon hash on Saturday, October 27th. More details soon, but it'll probably be in DC, and involve a pub crawl as well as a trail. Costumes are highly encouraged!
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Hash 1155 -- Oct 21, 2007 -- 3 pm -- Shirlington
Hares: DILDO SHAGGINS, Blows A Tranny, Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack, Silver Spooge
Brew Crew: Takes It Up the Eh & Hot Lunch
Cost: $5
Start: Shirlington Village, Parking lot of Bungalow Billiards
Directions:
From the north: Get yourself on I-395 S. Take Exit 7 towards Shirlington. Merge on to South Arlington Mill Drive. Turn left on to Randolph St, then an immediate left into the parking lot.
From the south: Take I-395 N. Take exit 6 towards Shirlington. Go around in a big loop and turn off at Quincy St. Merge on to 28th St. Turn right on Randolph and then right into the parking lot.
MetroBus: Take the 7A (towards Landmark) from the Pentagon at 3:00pm. Get off 7 minutes later at the corner of S Quincy St and S Arlington Mill Dr. Wander over and look for wankers.
Misc: Dry Shoes and flashlight are a good idea!! A-A'. Dog-friendly.
OnOnOn:
Bungalow Billiards
2766 South Arlington Mill Drive
Arlington, Virginia 22206
OnOn,
Blows A Tranny
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