The White House Hash House Harriers
A drinking club with a running problem
WH4 Hash 1152 & 1153 -- Oct 7, 2007 -- Clarendon & Georgetown
Did you know?!
I think we're all aware that members of WH4 mismanagement and brew crew are admired for being physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight. But did you know that helping out with MM or BC will actually make you a better person? It's true! 4 out of 5 deities and dentists agree -- spending a little of your free time helping the hash will result in increased chance of a (positive) eternal reward and cleaner, whiter teeth.
If those prospects appeal to you, come out to our informational meeting on the evening of October 15th. Our GM Jack Off Lantern will send an official announcement, but rumor has it that the meeting will be someplace where beer is available.
Okay, on to this weekend's trails. Since this is a special weekend for DC Hashing, WH4 is holding two trails on Sunday. The first is a RDR recovery trail, so very little running will be required, and lots of hare-of-the-dog type drinks will be available. That'll be 10am at Clarendon. Later, at 3pm, will be our regular trail starting in Georgetown.
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Hey, fuckers, sign up for trails. That hareline is looking mighty bare. Email me at blowsatranny@gmail.com
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Upcumming Trails
10/14 -- CRAFTY & friends -- TBA
10/21 -- Need hares
10/28 -- Need hares
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Hash 1152 -- Oct 7, 2007 -- 10 am -- Clarendon Metro
Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Wooly Mammaries, Duck Duck Bush
Start: Clarendon Metro
Misc: Fatboy Trail. No running. Only walking and drinking. Flashlight, dry shoes, change of clothes NOT required.
OnOnOn: Shaggins' house
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Hash 1153 -- Oct 7, 2007 -- 3 pm -- Georgetown
Hares: Vodka Running Wall 7 Lame, Small Wonder, Can't Fuck Dust
Start: Georgetown, near Key Bridge
Directions: Take the metro to Rosslyn, walk across the bridge. Look for wankers. If you're driving, drive across the bridge, begin futile search for parking, park and hash.
Misc: the usual. Dry shoes, change of clothes. Maybe some PI.
OnOnOn:
The Guards
2915 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007
OnOn,
Blows A Tranny