WH4 Hash 1132 -- June 18, 2007 -- 6:30 pm -- Ballston Metro

Birthdays birthdays and more fucking birthdays. This past week brought you the Lil' Red birthday bash. Tonight you can go celebrate the 40th Birthdays of Tooth Fairy, Slurpee, Wookin Pa Nub and Fox Twat. Oh yeah, it's also WH4's 20th birthday. (Next year I'll buy it a beer, then a really disgusting shot to make it throw up.) Next week we're forcing you to celebrate Mellow Foreskin Cheese's 103rd birthday. (His top two birthday wishes: Viagra and Metamucil.)

Enough with birthdays, because birthdays are like your mom. Everyone hopes they'll be a good time, but they only come once a year and usually just suck.

Onto other things that only come once a year -- the White House camping trip!! Come help celebrate with your fellow wankers at Camp Kamanawanalei'a. When you get back, you can tell your co-workers that you have a girlfriend but you met her at camp and she lives in Canada so they wouldn't know her.
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Upcumming Trails

6/25 -- Motor Mouth & Friends -- Suitland Metro
7/2 -- White Kane and Saskatchesnatch -- Ballston
7/9 -- Titly Winks & Obeastiologist -- Waterfront Metro

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Announcements!!

Camping!! July 27-29 in Bentonville, VA. Rego here .

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WH4 Hash 1130 – Monday, June 18th 2007 6:30 PM – Near the Ballston Metro

The 11th Anal Bill Wagner and Friends Birthday Hash

Hares: The Two Bill Wagners, Short Bus Bitch, #2, and Mr. Magoo
Cost: $5

Start: Parking Structure over I-66 next to Washington-Lee H.S. between Quincy & Stafford St in Arlington, VA

D-erections:

Metro to Ballston on Orange Line. Exit Metro and go straight ahead to Stafford at IHOP. Left on Stafford, Go 4 blocks and turn right into parking lot driveway just past new W & L H.S or go over bridge and turn right at 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks and turn right into Parking structure and hash

Driving: East on I-66, exit at Fairfax Dr/Glebe Rd. Go straight
until you reach Stafford St. by the Metro/Hilton and the IHOP. Left
on Stafford, Go 4 blocks and turn right onto 15th St. Go 1/12 blocks
and turn right into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or west on I-66, exit at Glebe Rd. Turn right on Glebe. Go one block
to 15th Street. Turn right onto 15th Street. Go 5+ blocks and turn
right into Parking Structure. Park & hash.

Or go west on Lee Hwy to Quincy Street which is where the Toyota and Honda dealers are. Turn left onto Quincy and go to 15th Street. Turn right and go
1/2 block and turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or go west on Washington Blvd. to Quincy Street. Turn right onto
Quincy and cross I-66. Turn left onto 15th St. and go 1/2 block and
turn left into Parking structure. Park & hash.

Or find your own bloody way.

Click this link to a map of the start: [Editor's note: this is about as close as I could get to the start location - it's not exact]


Miscellaneous: A-A', stroller and dog friendly. Poison ivy only if you are stupid.


On-On-On:
O'Sullivan's
3207 Washington Blvd.
Arlington, VA 22201
703 812-0939

Specials:
$1 off all draftss
1/2 price burgers


OnOn,
Blows A Tranny


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