Congrats, you've gone to a hash. You've run a couple trails, and done a down-down or four. But are you a hasher ? (Note, this is a rhetorical question, and not part of a test to determine if you get a mug from Okinawa H3.) Recently I've become concerned. When signing work emails, I sometimes I have to delete "Bl" or "Tr" after I remember I'm not sending a hash email. On trail, I'll look around to check if people near me on the hashcount are around to see if I'll move up in the rankings. Evite and the hareline have become indispensable tools for managing my life. Maybe you have similar symptoms -- like nearly spouting a profane statement when a coworker asks what time it is, or mis-correcting the word "come" on your first-grade class' spelling test.

So I've come up with a half-minded, half-assed way to manage your hashing condition. Note that there's no cure for hashing. You can only hope to contain it. Ask your GM if this program is right for you. Side effects may include going in peace, getting a piece, and a slight heading and feeling of dehydration in the morning.

Without further ado...

1. Lubricate
2. ?
3. Collect Underpants
4. ?
5. Lubricate
6. ?
7. Profit!!

Wait, what was I talking about again?

Oh well, speaking of confused hippies, the 4th Annual Earth Day trail is this Sunday. This time last year, Hokie got shat on my a lemur. Let's hope for a repeat!

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Upcumming Trails

4/22 -- I Dream of Weenie and friends -- Vienna
4/29 -- Bob Loblaw, Wooly Mammaries, Turbo Twat -- Old Town Alexandria
5/6 -- Runway Snatch, Snatch Shot, Titly Winks, Tit-ka-boob -- TBA

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Announcements:


Mount Vernon H3 AGM is cumming up!

When: May 4th - 6th
Where: Fredericksburg, Virginia.
Cost: $50. Also, hotel rate is $98 a night.
MVH3 details here.

Tour de Hash is coming to a trail near you, starting June 10!!

White House H3 20th Analversary Celebration is soon! Watch for details!

WH4 Camping Trip will be the weekend of July 28th at Golden Rock campground! Better start getting into swimsuit and/or nudity shape!

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WH4 Hash # 1121: 4th Annual Earth Day Hash

April 15, 2007, Lubber Run Park

Yep, its here again... Lumber JackOff and Greenpiece of Ass have nothing better to do than recycle/reduce/reuse that same damn trail you've been forced to run the past 4 years... Perhaps they should get a life and hug a tree or something... but hey, there will be beer.


Hares: Lumber JackOff & Greenpiece of Ass
Start: Out front of the Outback Steakhouse on Rte 50 & Park Dr. Time: 3:00 PM
Cost: $5
Brew Crew: Thong Butt Not Forgotten & Gay Rod


D-erections:
Metro: In true hash fashion, the Earth Day trail isn't metro accessible.... but you can explore new modes of public transit.

Bus: Metro to the Rosslyn or Courthouse Metros. Catch the 4B bus towards 7-Corners (2:50pm Rosslyn, 2:55pm Courthouse)... Arrive @ start at 3:11pm.

Driving: Get yourself in a carpool and go to Rte 50 in NoVA. From the East, drive past George Mason and look for the light at Park Dr. Turn right at the light, park and look for wanks. From the West, go past Carlin Springs Rd, take a left at the light on Park Dr, park & look for wanks.

Miscellaneous: A to A Flashlight? YES - we like dark wet places... Dog Friendly? Walkers Yes. Stroller Friendly? Walkers Yes.

OnOnOn:

El Ranchero

4617 Wilson Blvd

Arlington, VA

(703) 524-1010

Specials ('til 7pm):
$2 Miller Lite/Yeungling
$4 Sangria
$5 Margaritas

OnOn,
Blows A Tranny
2007 WH4 Hareraiser