WH4 hash 1115 Sunday, March 4 3:00 pm -- Cleveland Park Metro

A lot of you wankers didn't read (or can't read) my strong warning to wear long pants and gloves last week, so I guess I'll put the important things up here. And in pictures.

The two criticisms* I fielded in Circle on Sunday were:
1) We're in Maryland. Again.
2) Not enough chicks.

To address these criticisms, please note that this Sunday's trail will be in the District of Columbia. Also, the theme of this trail is Ladies Night. So, girls, put down those aprons, put on some shoes and come on down to Cleveland Park for a nice day of hashing.


*Additionally, someone complained that there were WAY too many white guys breakdancing at the on-after last Sunday. The violators have been admonished.

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I'm doing my best to give less experienced hashers the chance to hare. If you haven't hared at all (or not much) let me know and I'll set you up with a group of people who sort of know what they're doing. Email me at blowsatranny@gmail.com

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Upcoming Trails

3/11 -- Thong Butt Not Forgotten, Gay Rod, Put It Out, White Kane -- Wakefield Park, Annandale
3/18 -- JackOff Lantern, Slurpee, Drip Dry, Peace O' Chum and Urinal Cake -- Bowie, Maryland
3/25 -- Need hares! Preferably inside the Diamond.


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Announcements:

Lance Armstong? Pshaw! We've got balls , so WH4 is organizing the Tour de Hash this spring. That's 9 trails in 8 days, covering the breadth of hashing in the DC area.

June 10 Sunday - OTH4
June 11 Monday - WH4
June 12 Tuesday - SHIT
June 13 Wednesday - Great Falls
June 14 Thursday - EWH3
June 15 Friday - Full Moon
June 16 Saturday - Mt Vernon (10am)
June 16 Saturday - DCH4 (2pm)
June 17 Sunday - BAH3

In other news regarding overhashing, OTH3 is holding their 16th annual Hash-a-thon in April. Come test your mettle, skills, and halfmindedness with the wankers at OTH3.

When: Saturday, April 7th, 2006 starting @ 12:00 noon
Trail 1 = 12 PM, Trail 2 = 2 PM, then lunch,
Trail 3 = 4 PM, Trail 4 = 6 pm, then Dinner

Where: Swans Creek Elementary School, 17700 Wayside Drive, Dumfries Va
22026

Cost: $25.00 / Tshirts $15.00

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Hash 1115-- Sunday, March 4, 2007 -- Cleveland Park Metro

It's Ladies' Night!

When: March 4, 2007 at 3pm

Hares: Turbo Tw*t, Bad Ditch, Hershey Kisses, Oregon Grinder, and Cock-a-doodle-do-me, and Douches Wild

Cost: $5

Brew Crew: Wookin Pa Nub & Please Step Away From The Whores

Start: Alley Behind Shopping Center at Cleveland Park Metro (behind Pizzeria Uno, etc.) parallel to Connecticut between Ordway and Porter Streets

D-erections:
(Metro) Cleveland Park Metro - Behind the shopping center with Pizzeria Uno. Follow chalk.

(Driving from VA) - Take 66E into DC and get on the Rock Creek Parkway going north. Follow it all the way up to Connecticut Ave. Turn left on Connecticut Ave. and take it up (north). Make a right on Ordway. Park, and the start is in the alley to your left behind the shopping center.

(Driving from MD) - Take the beltway to the exit for Connecticut Ave going south towards Chevy Chase (away from Kensington). Follow Connecticut south all the way to the intersection at Ordway Street (just past Porter). Turn left, park, and look for wankers on the left in the alley behind the shopping center.
Go to this link for a map of the start location. http://tinyurl.com/23k2fu

Miscellaneous: A to A'. Dry clothes and shoes - yes, bring them. Not too Stroller Friendly. Tough Dog Friendly


On-On-On:
Atomic Billiards (at Cleveland Park metro)
3427 Connecticut Avenue NW
 Washington, DC 20008
202-363-7665
http://www.atomicbilliards.com

Lots of Specials (It's Ladies' Night, and happy hour till 8pm)
$3 Drafts - Yeungling, Shiner Bock, Miller Lite
$3 Bottles - Miller, Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light
$4 Rail Drinks
$2.50 Miller High Lifes
Ladies get free pool and hh prices all night.
Bar has Pool Tables, Darts, and FREE Board Games!! No food at the bar. California Tortilla is next door and is open till 9pm Sunday night. Lots of other food places nearby.



On On,
Blows A Tranny
2007 WH4 Hare Raiser


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